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Subject: *******TANZ O MAZAH*****
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missujan 27.04.10 - 06:01pm
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
Drive Carefully!
Dont kill the students,
wait for the Teachers
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aanchals 27.04.10 - 06:02pm
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, What's the matter?
He said, I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.
She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?
She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor! *
aanchals 27.04.10 - 06:04pm
Shopkeeper selling parashoot...... plane sy kuudo,button dabao aur zameen py utar jao.....
customer:agr parashoot na khula to?
shopkeeper: oh Allah ky banday,change ho jaey ga.
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aanchals 27.04.10 - 06:06pm
Admi: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga
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missujan 28.04.10 - 02:53am
Itney Kamzor ho Gaye Teri judai se....
Wah wah wah!
Arz kia hai.
Itnay kamzor ho gay teri judai se...
K aik din machar hi utha k le gaya chaarpai se. *
missujan 28.04.10 - 02:54am
1 Choti si Larki Shopkeeper k Paas Gai or Boli:
Jab Mai Barri ho Jaon gi to Mujse Shadi Karo Gi,
Shopkeepr: Hans k bola Han Kar longa.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali Wife ko 1 Choclate b Nahi de Saktay.
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zeshan17 28.04.10 - 07:33am
very funny yaar. *
missujan 28.04.10 - 06:45pm
Bacha Apni Maa Ko Beghair Makeup Ky
Daikh Kar Chillaya Faraz.
Aye KHUDA Mery Abbu Salaamat Rahain
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missujan 28.04.10 - 06:50pm
Janta Hon FARAZ K Nahi Ho Sakti Ashwerya
Kartrina Ya Preety Zinta Meri
Phir Bhi Lab Pe Aati Hai Duaa Ban K Tamanna Meri
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maida21 28.04.10 - 07:07pm
SHAFI YE TUM NAY IQBAL KAY SHAIR KA JARBA BANAYA HAY
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missujan 28.04.10 - 07:08pm
its only funnnnnn 
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aanchals 29.04.10 - 06:09pm
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maida21 30.04.10 - 04:40pm
bohat umdha mazah share kia hai ap ne sis.
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a_umer 30.04.10 - 05:38pm
awesome *
jazzy007 1.05.10 - 01:28am
Ummmmmmm
Exlnt sis *
jazzy007 1.05.10 - 01:32am
Pathan celebrating hz sonz brthday aftr 6 months
Sm 1 said
KHAN SB BRTHDAY TO SAAL BAD HOTA HAI
Pathan: KHOCHA HM NE AB SEMESTR SYSTM SHURU KIYA HAI!!! 
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missujan 1.05.10 - 02:13am
Doctr pathan K Pichay Bhag Raha Tha
Logon N Pocha;
Kya Hua?
Doctr:4 Bar Aisa Hua
Sala Dimaagh K Opration K Bahaney Aata hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata hai.
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missujan 1.05.10 - 02:14am
Mareez DocTor Se DocT Sahab Mujhe Duur Ka Nazar Nhi AaTa..
DocT Wo Asmaan Par Kia Hai?
Mareez Chand..
DocT Abey SaaLe Is Se Duur Kia FarishTe DeKhe Ga..!
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missujan 1.05.10 - 02:14am
Mareez: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai
Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?
Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .(':')''
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missujan 1.05.10 - 02:16am
Gareeb mariz: Dr.mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga
Dr: kya kaam karte ho?
Mariz: qabar khodta ho.
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missujan 1.05.10 - 02:17am
Doctor apna pehla operation Mukamal krnay k baad operation theater say baher aya aur ooper dakhtay huay bola:
'Ya Allah!
Mera pehla'Tohfa' Qabool ker...
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missujan 1.05.10 - 02:17am
Doctor ki shadi Nurse sy ho gai,
Dost ny Doctor sy poocha: suna yar,
kaisi life chal rhi hy?
Doctor:Yar kya kahon jab tk Sister na kahon sunti hi nhi *
mishall 4.05.10 - 12:42pm
Qn Gi tuhada sab da shoq poora hogaya aa punjabi bolan da *
azankhan 4.05.10 - 01:55pm
hahaha very funny yaar lol. *
jazzy007 4.05.10 - 05:53pm
Techr: sabq phr par sadaqat ka Amanat ka SHujahat ka
Sardar:Lo jo kr lo gal, apna yad nai honda te hun inna 3naaa da v yaad kryeeee *
missujan 4.05.10 - 06:07pm
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai...
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K
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Jab Bijli He Nahi Hoti to Bill Kahan Se Aata hai? *
missujan 4.05.10 - 06:09pm
Jis Jis bhai ne Apna Fitrana dena ho woh
in Companies se Rabta Karain.
.
Zong: Sab Hamain he do
Ufone: Tum Bhi to do
Mobilink: Fitrany Per no Samjhota
Telenor: Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki
.
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.
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cascad18 4.05.10 - 08:23pm
Shafee nyc jokes *
ajnabii 4.05.10 - 08:38pm
bohat achay bhai. *
rahiba 4.05.10 - 10:04pm
lol funny. *
sanam19 5.05.10 - 02:45am
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sajjad85 5.05.10 - 04:50am
1 tota or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua ky dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir panga q liya c?.
(sms forwarded lol) *
missujan 5.05.10 - 12:29pm
Aadmi Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Saktay Ho?
Pathan: Main Saanp Se Khail Sakta Hon.
Aadmi: Woh Kaise?
Pathan:
Hamaray Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai. :-)
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missujan 5.05.10 - 12:31pm
It happened in an International Hospital that ICU Patients Died in Same Bed Every Sunday at 11 a.m.
It puzzled the Doctors Whether it Was Something Super Natural.
Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the Cause.
Next Sunday few minutes before 11 A.M. all doctors & Nurses Waited to see What it was.
Some were Holding prayer books & Holy objects to Ward Off Evil.
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Then,
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Suddenly...
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Pathan,
A Part time Sunday Sweeper, entered the ICU.
Unplugged the Life Support System & Plugged his Vacuum Cleaner. :-) *
i_am_ur 6.05.10 - 09:23am
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cascad18 6.05.10 - 12:35pm
hahahahaha nyc poetry ... *
missujan 7.05.10 - 12:57pm
1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo
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missujan 7.05.10 - 12:58pm
If Ive hurt you any time Anywhere.
If my SMS is disturbing you.
Then seriously
I wanna say just 3 Words.
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.
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I WILL CONTINUE
KARLO JO KARNA HAI.
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missujan 7.05.10 - 12:59pm
Aaj kal ki Larkiyan
Buhat Roti Hain
Dosto!!!
Kyon Kay
Main Unhain
Lift He Nahi Karata Hon..
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missujan 7.05.10 - 01:00pm
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Kuch aisa kaho k Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye
Boyfriend: Bhago Tumhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai
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missujan 7.05.10 - 01:02pm
Larkiyan Burqa Pehanti Hain,
Chehra Chupanay k Liye.
Wah Ji Wah
Larkiyan Burqa Pehanti Hain,
Chehra Chupanay k Liye.
Per
2 Aankhen Khuli Rakhti Hain Larkay Patany k Liye.
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missujan 7.05.10 - 01:02pm
Larka Larki se: Jaan mujhy Tumhari aankhon main saari Dunya ka Nazara nazar aata hai
Larki: Zara dekh ker to Batao meri Bhens kahan hai.
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missujan 7.05.10 - 01:02pm
A 20 Years Boy got Job in Girls Hostel:
After two month:
Warden: Why didnt you come 2 take your Salary?
Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi?
Send SMS on Your Mobile *
missujan 7.05.10 - 01:03pm
Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.
Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Konsa Apni ACCORD Car main bitha kar 5 Star Restaurant le jany wala tha.
Girl: a,
B.Com 2nd Year.
Woh Samnay Wali Gali main teesray Makaan main Rehti Hon.
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mishall 7.05.10 - 06:28pm
LO YEE KIA BAAT HOOI LOL. *
missujan 7.05.10 - 06:30pm
only fun yaar *
maida21 7.05.10 - 07:35pm
Last wale joke main tumhe kia funy laga haybolo bolo *
ajnabii 7.05.10 - 11:45pm
tum log larte hi raha karo *
ajnabii 7.05.10 - 11:45pm
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ajnabii 7.05.10 - 11:49pm
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